I love being a loser girl like yesss!!! omg go stay in your bedroom all day and listen to music, watch movies, read fan fiction, ughh this is the life!!

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

Hope all the bad bitches are losing their attachment to the people who did not reciprocate their energy

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

i’m tired of being well behaved i wanna cause problems on purpose

500 words a day gets the novel written

the bond between a girl and her room is stronger than the gravitational force of the earth

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.