ariah :)

It's just me vs my mind every day.

only harry could show the predatory nature of the music industry and how he's literally a piece of meat, a dance monkey, who if he ever stops singing, stops being the brand that he's advertised as, will be torn apart and brought down to literal shreds and stop being relevent, only harry could show all this by portraying himself as this octopus/siren/human hybrid and pull it off

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head