when julia fox said i’m not even celibate i just can’t find anyone i want to fuck. very that

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

if you think i’m clingy now you should’ve seen me in past lives when i was a moss on your grave

Apparently saying “Are you open to feedback?” is not considered a polite thing to say when someone tells you they’re moving in with the partner they met 2 months ago.

“Can’t you just be happy for me?” I don’t do improv acting

no offense but almost every modern novel written by a misanthropic female author sounds the same.. I woke up today and had some coffee. I masturbated thinking about Brad. We aren’t together but we’re fucking. I am so much smarter than everyone else. Everything I say is witty, sarcastic, and clever in a way no one in the real world would ever speak. I take a drag from my cigarette and watch the man in the apartment across from me. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have his dick in my mouth. Btw I have a deep and profound knowledge on niche topics that I casually refer to in conversation. Somehow everyone around me understands it. I’m cold and pale and my freezer dinner is ready. It’s spaghetti and existential dread night. I eat it with a glass of wine. Mommy dearest calls me. She has deposited my monthly check from my dead beat dad. I buy cigarettes and a vibrator. I am deeply unhappy.

We’ve got betraying ourselves for nothing today

Ohhh i forgot change is the only constant

*emerges from headphones covered in blood* the album's really good you should listen

microflirting by glancing at you from time to time

*waits patiently but it never arrives* im actually happier this way

where's that post that's like "morrissey is insufferable. thank god only four of his albums with The Smiths and nine of his solo albums are timeless classics"