harold they’re lesbians™️

dan's little dig at phil for not uploading is funny because i failed to consider how amazingphil's number one fan has been coping with his hiatus

"I'm sure people are wondering how, who, when, where" baby girl aint no one wondering who

Dan and Phil seeing any other love story: getting a lot of Dan and Phil vibes from this

hate to be that guy phil but no one— not a single person— is wondering who might’ve impregnated you

i can’t believe i live in the timeline where i can write “dan and phil we/us pronouns’d so hard they’re rebranding to a couples channel and marketing it as them putting a ring onto and committing to the channel” and have that statement be 100% factual

Glad to know dan and phil are just as phannie-brainrotted as us and assign everything vaguely dnp-shaped as "so them"

i can tangibly feel the way i’m going to miss this era. i can see myself looking back on it with such fondness that it’ll make me sick because this is genuinely the most fun i’ve ever had. and i’ll have more fun, of course, but there’s no understanding how much this last year has meant to me. terrible influence tour you will always be famous. i love you phannies