I don’t think I could “fix” him but I could sure annoy the shit out of him

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

a girl can respect herself and still wanna suck a dude soul out

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

hold on i have to do everything

they should invent a sunday that doesn’t make you feel completely crushed by the passage of time