Hat Man from Space

@i-make-grown-men-cry IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. THEY STALKED MY HORNYPOSTS. THATS RIGHT. THEY TOOK THEIR STUPID FUCKIN SAMSUNG PHONE OUT AND STALKED MY HORNYPOSTS, AND THEY COMMENTED "good for you man" AND I SAID "FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU KEEP YOUR DAMN NOTIFCATION OFF MY BLOG", SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM. I MAKE GROWN MEN CRY, YOU GOT A BAD PHONE, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT ITS WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY BLOG LOOKS LIKE.

THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL LIKES. ALL REBLOGS. NO BULLSHIT, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS ABSOLUTLY BEAUTIFUL. THEY STALKED MY BLOG SO GUESS WHAT, IM GONNA STALK THEM IRL, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!