There is a CC, LOOSE on Tumblr.
I think eventually everyoneâs going to be used to it happening, but I have no idea whatâs going to come from this. And neither do any of you, and neither do your mutuals, because thereâs a CC loose on Tumblr. Itâs happened before, yet no one knows what could come next, least of all the CC. They donât understand this broken site, theyâre as confused as you are.
Thereâs no experts. They try to find experts on the news. Theyâre like, âweâre joined now by a user that once saw a CC on Twitter.â Get out of here with that shit, weâve all seen a CC on Twitter. This is a CC loose on tumblr.
When a CC is loose on tumblr, you got to stay updated. So all day long you walk around, âWhat did the CC do?â The updates, theyâre not always a blow to the structural integrity of mcytblrâs dignity. Sometimes theyâre just odd. Itâll be like, âThe CC reblogged content about an inside joke?â I didnât know they knew how to find those.
The most concerning days are when you donât hear from the CC at all. Youâre in your discord severs like, âHas anyone heard aboutââ *notification noise*
Those are those quiet days when people are like, âIt looks like the CC has finally been indoctrinated into tumblrâs oddities.â And then ten seconds later the CC is like, âIâve found the maid fanart and Iâm going to reblog it.â Thatâs what I thought youâd say, you terrifying human being.
And then you hang out in a late-night discord call with people and theyâre like, âThere shouldnât be a CC on tumblr.â And itâs like, âWeâre well past that.â
And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the CC, and then, caused by linked posts, another CC was like, âIâm going to join tumblr too.â And before we could say anything, the first CC was like, âTumblrâs a very enjoyable place, Iâm leaving the door right open so other CCs can find how crazy this platform is.â âYou think youâre the only one doing that, I joined because of you. Iâm breaking down the door entirely.â
And then, for a second, we were like, âMaybe the CCs will leave us in peace.â And then the CCs are like, âIâm directly displaying tumblr posts on stream.â
I donât remember containment breaches being a part of the tumblr terms and services. /c