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Can I????

Generally, Curt and Rod were fairly chill. They spent their time throwing lighthearted shade at each other, uninterested in making any more friends—or lovers. Why would they, when everything stayed the same inside?

That is, until you came along.

You were different from all of the other objects—not just because you were human. You carried something about you that both boys craved.

Originally, all they did was tease you and goad you into spending time with them...which you enjoyed. But when you started to talk to the other household residents...that's when things took a definite shift.

Whenever you left them to chat up Tony- "Pfft, that washed-up guy? You're better off with us. ... No, seriously. Why don't'cha stay longer?"

Or drifted off to spend some time with Betty... "C'mon, really? That girl's just giving it out anyway..."

Even Telly! "You just leavin' us to watch TV?!" "You think you know someone..."

You dismissed this as simple shade at first, but then you noticed their eyes wandering over your body when you talked. The subtle way they glanced back to each other when their eyes met yours. And when you started returning their looks, they only clung more to you than ever. When you flirted with the others, they had to bite back instinctive insults towards them. What started as petty trash-talking quickly became words of jealousy and even hatred. Why're they goin' back over to Johnny again? That old piece of junk couldn't even out-sing Rod. And that's saying something. Hoove? Over us? Like they'd rather hang with a sack of dust and nails than the handsomest guys in the house.

They stopped laughing and nudging each other whenever you were around, and started just...staring. Fixing their eyes on you intently, pulling you closer, finding chances to whisper in your ear about how good you looked today.

If you liked them back, it was practically like they'd won the lottery. They'd wait for you until you woke up, immediately circling you like sharks and eager to hear your choice of who you chose today. Of course, it had to be them. It had to be. And if it wasn't, it was gonna be pretty damn bad for whoever else you picked. When you say it's them, they beam and smother you with kisses and bites at your skin, tugging at your belt and teasing you with come-ons.

~ suggestive / nsfw warning ~

And it got bad, too. You're the only person Rod can think about, especially when he has one hand down his pants. S'good to imagine you on your knees for me, but damn if I wish I had you all to myself...

Curt ruts against his hand when he's close, whimpering and breathing shakily, mumbling your name over and over again. Shit! Come on, please, I want you so bad...wish you could just see we're the perfect choice!...

After a long day out being the neighborhood Spider-Punk of Earth-138, Hobie will climb into your apartment through the window, sling his mask off, and tackle you in a hug, pressing kisses to your ears and cheeks.

Yes, he does love kissing your ears. It's oddly nice to have the cold metal of his piercing press against your earlobes. Nicknames he has for you: Bug, love, babe, hun, and on special occasions, 'darling' or darlin <3

He lets you borrow his jackets and shirts. He thinks you look adorable in them.

And he'll let you practice makeup on him, if that's your thing...he takes a liking to traditional goth wear

When the two of you are cuddling, he loves to have his hands traced by your fingers, running along the lines of his palm and the hard hills of his knuckles

He's definitely written a song for you. Nobody else knows though

Secretly likes it when you're wearing lipstick and you cover his face with kisses. ("C'mon, luv, gone and got me all red now...yanno, two can play at that game." And he pulls you back into him with a shot of web at your chest. ꈍᴗꈍ)

↴ NSFW ↴

Hobie definitely sets up more of a slow, romantic pace in bed. He doesn't like to be too rough with you, and it makes for longer rounds 😝

Piercings...what who said that...

His dick is 100% pierced. I'm not original, I know, but like...come on

His voice dips even lower when he's in the act, praising you and murmuring about how much he loves you. He never wants to let you go.

Sometimes he breaks his cool, put-together shell and clings to you as he thrusts into you, groaning and hissing through his teeth. He cares about you so much, and when he's already indulging so much of himself in you, it's hard to supress whatever pops into his head. ("I don't want to lose you, luv, never. Promise you'll cum for me. Cum for me, yeah? Fuck, attagirl...")

Also he's long

Afterwards, he immediately leaves to collect himself and splash some water on his face, then comes back to cuddle you (and he probably snags some snacks on the way back to your room).

Or he'll just lean back and grin at you. When you make a grab at him in an attempt to scooch closer, he deliberately avoids you. "Hobie, what the hell?" "Whatcha tryin' t'do, bug?" "Ever heard of aftercare?" "Don't believe in it."

Of course, that's a lie...and you snuggle up against him as the two of you drift off <3

When you're getting down and dirty, they'll lean down and murmur all kinds of sultry shit by your ear

Being that they know how to do various impressions, they're bound to find one that makes you weak in the knees.

Got a fictional crush? AMAZING. They're using said character's voice to finally make you cum around them <3

I love the idea that their voice lags and/or glitches when they're close so they also do that

And when they get really, really into it, they drop the rhyming gimmick entirely. ("Now let me just cater to my greatest...fuck, baby, don't make me lose focus...")

Telly's also sooo into watching you masturbate. It's so nice to finally be the one entertained instead of doing the entertaining, like a little TV show of his own ♡

And for you, he loves to do guided masturbation.

Cooing into your ear as you touch yourself and gently commanding your motions, almost purring when you finally come ("good job, pet--keep that up, and you'll break this old tv set."

Yeah I love this tv

this is a fanfiction blog!!

fandoms I'll write for:

Gachiakuta

Pressure

Marvel Rivals

Date Everything

Pokémon (specifically Sword & Shield and Sun & Moon characters)

The Eltingville Club

Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse

things I'll write about:

X readers (my main focus of the blog! reqs are open!)

Smut

Fluff