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another plushie made
also a birthday present for my dear friend
Eldest Bat! Reader: What a week, huh? Pass me the yaoi Tim: The. The what. Eldest Bat! Reader: The yaoi? Tim: You read BL??? Eldest Bat! Reader: What? No, the fucking vodka. Tim: What??? Tim: *Looks to the side.* Tim: Tim: Fuck you.
(he did that on purpose. anyways I made this for no reason I'm just bored.)
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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away
turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit
this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated
even you
Even me
don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.
this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:
the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.
the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.
Shen Jiu is definitely a professional digger of his own grave, but it cannot be understated that his love for other people is a large factor in what dooms him. He loves the workers at the Warm Red Pavilion, giving him the image of a lecher. He loves Ning Yingying, giving him the image of a creep. Most importantly, he loves Yue Qingyuan so much that he refuses to cut and run from the sect. Shen Jiu is so fully of love— the same way Luo Binghe is full of love. I like to imagine him as a very loving and indulgent person in private with people he trusts to love him back, much the same way Bingmei is post-canon. Especially with Ning Yingying.
'minion' -too closely associated with those yellow things
'goon' -linguistic drift gave her a new meaning. i hope her new life is good for her. i miss her.
'henchman' -too gendered. can be shortened to 'hench' in a pinch, but lacks punch.
'servant' -too domestic to apply to all those who serve evil.
'underling, subordinate' -this one only works if they get off on being beneath you and/or you don't properly pay your workers.
'associate' -this one's good for grizzled mercenaries or lone agents but doesn't work good for broad swathes of an organization.
'slave' -same as underling but more intense. really fun for some of the group. unsavory for others in a way that limits the scope of the thing.
'thrall' -only really applies if you're brainwashing them and that's not something i've learned how to do en masse yet
'flunky, toady, stooge, lackey' -these are just insulting, and that isn't conducive to a healthy work environment. imagine going to work and your job title is 'stooge'.
'acolyte' -works for those that worship you, but again. lacks the scope.
'supporter, follower' -unspecific and vague
'assistant, helper, aide' -not sinister at all. just means you're doing things for me. swagless in this manner. could be good if used to describe someone who's so clearly more that as a way to emphasize their obedience via understatement, but that's only useful for a few members of the organization. and even then, 'associate' works better.
'cohort' -untested in the field. suggests an equal footing in the affair, ideal for post-structuralist evil organizations with a bottom-up power structure that's held in the hands of the evil workers themselves. perhaps we'll explore it together?
may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.
GRUNT IS PRETTY GOOD
If you ever wonder why authors get annoyed at certain kinds of reviews, particularly those about updating, just imagine your mother saying the same thing about your room.
“You updated!” = “You cleaned your room!”: Pleasantly surprised. This one’s okay.
“You finally updated” = “You finally cleaned your room” Wow, thanks a lot mom. See if I clean it again if you’re going to be so passive-aggressive about it.
“Please update.” = “Please clean your room.” I literally just did.
“When are you going to update?” = “When are you going to clean your room?” Oh my fucking god, mom, let it go.
And when you get it from a dozen different people, over and over and over again, it’s like your mother continuously nagging you about chores that either don’t need to be done or that you just did, like, an hour ago.
Second.
This is fucking gold. Especially that ass that keeps repeating please just to lengthen the word count.
Ones that just say nice is like getting a thumbs-up from an absentee-dad.
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I've been struck by a lightning bolt of inspiration:
Imagine an ABO svsss world (not particularly hard, I know).
What if... Bingge was an alpha... but, IMPORTANTLY, he's the happy bottom getting topped by a harem of women?
I feel, ever since I've stumbled across the concept of ABO, there's been an itch in me left unsatisfied. At long last I've pin pointed it down to a desire to see women (alpha, beta, or omega) top a man and get him pregnant.
I mean, what's the point of ABO if it's simply reskinned hetero bio-essentialism in the shape of a pair of effeminate X masculine dolls that fuck like animals? And then produce a child? Can it be any more boring?
The POINT of ABO is to be role reversal and counter culture! We need men getting topped and impregnated by WOMEN! Just imagine the world of fem-doms this opens up! Pegging! I'm telling you the future of our world needs more pegging!
WHO'S WITH ME!?!
go my slop. i just think theyre cute
This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
Turn up the JUICE! Turn up the JUICE! Make Sure You Don’t Get It On Your Shoese!

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