Meh

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

don’t call me out like this

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

I’m sorry you put you thru this but I can’t help laughing

“i am sorry you put you through this” is for real the best phrase i have heard in 2018

for one I think lesbians being oblivious for not realizing that another woman is attracted to them to such a degree that even as “hey I think you’re beautiful and I would kiss you” would cause a reaction of “hmm I think she meant as a friend” comes from us being brainwashed from birth that everything women feel between each other is purely platonic but I also think some of us are just fucking dumbasses

I feel this on a spiritual level.

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

reblog and put in the tags how many pillows you sleep with

1 with a lot of stuffed animals 

5 big pillows and 3 small also 5 blankets and a ton of stuffed animals. Like i literally COVER myself with this…

3 *starts crying*

4 pillows, 1 stuffed toy, 3 blankets so if we go by this logic...whoops :/

hhhHHE IS SMALLER THAN THE LEAVES

TINYPARD

I wasn’t ready for this level of cute.