the 4th jonas bro

holding your yaoi hand over your friends when it rains so they dont get wet 

"sleep is for the weak" u say. well ur right. i am a weak little baby and i need sleep

*accidentally is a bitch*

honey how young did u think i was im a ‘96 liner daaang but uh why r u brushing me off like this is this a number for a sex line oppa im not about that life i just wanted to touch your butt how could you treat me like this im gonna cry

1996'liner you still young AYE but yes you wanted "visual and physical learning" so i thought i should introduce you to the experts IM AN AMATEUR AT THIS

teacher???? im not even in school anymore bruh!!!!! i finished this year!!!!! but oppa pls watching someone have their butt grabbed isn’t the same as expreiencing it in real life you gotta give a lil to get a lil sometimes

ok this means you are not as young as i think you are and uh ok well... *gives you a number to some massage parlour* you can learn from first-hand experience then CALL THEM AND NOT CHEN OPPA pls

OPAP IM JUST CURIOUS NO ONE EVER LETS ME TOUCH THEIR BUTT BUT I DON’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A WEIRDO FEELING MY OWN CHEN PLS ITS FOR SCIENCE

DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR SCIENCE TEACHER TIRAMISU GIRL PLS im... *gives you a stash of porn videos* learn from it,,,,

"cute n curious" the newest franchise to fast and furious HONESTLY but uh…. backs off well… POLICE GET HER SHES A CHILD

NO WAIT I PROMISE I’M NOT UNDERAGE JONGDAE COME BACK LET ME TOUCH YOUR BUTT SOME MORE

PLS CONTROL UR HORMONES IM

ya think i got enough cash to single-handedly raise you?! girl! monetary flow issues #rejected

now im gonna be like squidward in that one episode of spongebob where he was in a box asking for spare change :(((((((

I ACTUally REMEMBER THAT FKING EPISODE PLS JUST....... *is mr krabs in his office counting his coins ahhh*