Chef Ivan

BLU Cook

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•───☾Name☽───• Ivan Blau

•───☾Pronouns☽───• He/Him and They/Them •───☾Alias☽───• Chef, Boss, or Vahn •───☾Class☽───• Cook •───☾Affiliations☽───• BLU Medic - @the-blu-medic (Friend and Confidant) BLU Scout - @blu-scout-the-cooler-scout (Thorn in his side child) BLU Nurse - @blu-nurse-needs-sleep (One of his spiritual children) BLU Sniper - @sniped-from-behind (Respected Co-worker) RED Trapper - @meet-the-trapper-tf2 (Culinary Student) Sugarplum - @russian-tooth-fairy (Enemy) Peppercorn - @peppercorn-the-therapy-cat (Kitten he spoils)

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"I was advised to get one of zhese things, as it seems my team has been emerging on here one by one. A simple introduction vill do; I am Ivan, but I insist you call me Chef. I am zhe Executive Meal Preparations Manager at Builders League United, and I take my job VERY seriously.

Stay out of my kitchen, and ve vill get along."

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#meal-requests ~ Replies to asks #chopping-block ~ Conversations (Starters and replies!) #chef-mod-art ~ Official art by the Mod #chefs-fridge ~ Reblogged or Posted artwork done by others #chefschoice ~ General Reblogs

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This is a tf2 rp blog, and I intend to stay in character as often as possible! If I need to talk out of turn, such as questions being directed at me, I will always use purple text in italics with an additional sign off of "~mod"

Additional rules and boundaries are stated below!

This blog is 18+ While I dont plan to post explicit NSFW, I myself am an adult who prefers to be in adult spaces. I wont comb through everyone who may follow or interact with me, but I might block minors if I am uncomfortable! Furthermore, suggestive asks and interactions are fine, but i do intend to stray away from pure NSFW/sexual themes!

Anyone can ask/interact! Though Chef Ivan is part of the BLU team, he prioritizes his craft over his color, so those from other teams or affiliations are welcome to interact as well! ESPECIALLY meal requests! He loves to talk about food with absolutely anyone!

Shipping & Art I dont mind shipping one bit, in artwork or roleplay!! Its possible for an official ship to develop for Chef in the future, but it would likely happen over a long set of rp, and of course would be discussed between mods via DMs! No NSFW, but go wild with any fanart; shipping, interaction, or otherwise!

Lore exists, and drama is fun The Chef has his reasons for associating with THIS crowed of people, and thus some aspects of his story may be dark or other side dramatic! Dark themes plague his past and present, and he doesn't shy away from that fact, so neither will I.

I reserve certain rights, as I am a person No one is entitled to my or Chef's replies, and thus some may be ignored. Its not out of malice, but rather simple choice or even accident! Sometimes I am not comfortable answering things for whatever reason, and that's that! Keep in mind I am a real person behind a character, not just an internet toy :)

@an-unfathomable-line-of-tanks

"Of course I have cooked with garlic! It is practically a pillar of the food vorld! I try not to use it too often, because vhile it is a good flavor agent, it can also be a crutch to zhe pallet. Its important to use all manor of spices in a variety of foods! Vhy vouldn't I use garlic?"

"Oh yes! It has been some time, but vhen I was a much younger chef, still going zhrough early studies, I vas living in Lithoania for a time! I learned many local recipies, a favorite of mine being Pigs Ear. Very borning and basic I know, but it vas a simpler time for me."

The chef stroked his chin, reminiscing on a long ago past.

I told you I would send the pictures I took last night but most of them came out blurry :( this is all I have.

I hope I’m not annoying you

The chef laughed a bit, shaking his head.

"Of course zhe only one with a decent turnout vas zhe one where I vasn't even looking at zhe camera! Thank you, dear friend, for getting it developed! I'll definitely put zhis on zhe fridge!"

Treat.. trick.. tiny chef..

Give..

~ @chef-for-all

Ivan stares at the man who is nearly 2 whole feet taller then him.

"Ah... ja... You can have some."

@medic-on-red @meet-the-trapper-tf2

*trapper wanders into the kitchen, dressed as jason voorhees, with his balaclava beneath it for extra safety. He slides over a small bag of sour skittles to ivan slowly.*

I didn’t know if you would appreciate candy, but heres some if you want a snack!

How you doing on this fine spooky evening?

- @meet-the-trapper-tf2

The kitchen was completely decked out, dimmed lights and candles littering the counterspace. Decorative cobwebs and spiders, the occasional skull decoration, all frankly, a fire hazard if he were actually cooking.

Ivan was seated by the counter, drinking a glass of 'fake' blood. A large cape draped over his shoulders and adorned in other fancy old-timey clothes to replace his usual chefs outfit. He was dressed as a vampire, tossing freshly baked goods to those who wandered by.

"Trapper, момчето ми! I am vell, though I haven't had many visitors. Keep zhe candy, it has never been my thing."

"Somezhing is wrong... But vhat?... I do not feel right, like somezhing big is coming. Somezhing dangerous."

Ivan chewed his lip, considering his options.