Marriage? Marriage? Yes? Hello? Sir I’ll eat your food and never complain.
Oh and. Here put this on.
[ivan has been handed a vedding dress]
"Vhere zhe fuck am I?"

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Marriage? Marriage? Yes? Hello? Sir I’ll eat your food and never complain.
Oh and. Here put this on.
[ivan has been handed a vedding dress]
"Vhere zhe fuck am I?"

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[Engel was leaning in the doorway to Ivan's kitchen, not in it, but not exactly out of it either. He was wearing a more casual outfit, only in loose shorts and an oversized light blue turtleneck that had Pyro's symbol on it. He waited for Ivan to notice him before speaking] Vati, you a vampire? Don't bother lying cus I'll know.
~ @blu-nurse-needs-sleep
The chef was leaned against the counter, drinking a mug of his signature 'cranberry juice' and reading a chefs magazine. Noticing Engel, he glanced up and began to drink from his mug before suddenly spitting out the contents once the nurse spoke.
Wiping blood from his chin, he cleared his throat and tried to compose himself.
"Vhat-- grrm-- Engel-- I can explain I-... Okay I--"
He set his magazine down and looked around at the mess he made. With a sigh he grabbed a towel and began to wipe the fluid up.
"Vhat a vaste... Sorry Engel, I vasn't expecting you to open vith zat. Zhough I suppose it vas a matter of time before someone ozher zhen zhe Medic found out. Makes sense it vas you."
TRICK OR TREAT, CHOMPERS!!!!!!!!! ME AND MY FRIENDS EXPECT AMERICAN CANDY OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@medic-on-red @meet-the-trapper-tf2
"I have Lemon Squares and Pumpkin Rolls. Keep your voice down."
I am here to apologize. I over reacted when we last met. I am very sick man. I have been traumatized over and over again, I do not say this to excuse my actions but to explain them. I- I know I can never take it back- but if you truly are the same man I fought back then I want you to know I am sorry for the terror I may have caused you. I’m sorry for the diseases, I’m sorry for hurting you in any way. If you wish to never speak to me again I will respect your decision but I want you to know that if I could I would undo the damage.
The chef's arms are crossed as he looks the man up and down, his normal grumpy stare. When he finished the ramble, Ivan just shakes his head with a sigh, the expression softening.
"Listen; Vhat ve did on behest of our companies is not something to take personally. Ve may have fought eachother many years ago now, but then asvell as now, I hold you in no ill vill."
He steps aside, gesturing to the kitchen behind him.
"How about you come in proper and have a meal? At least a coffee? I havent met someone who could stay zhis young after zhis many years in quite some time. It vould be nice to talk."
The ancient man had an odd feeling of companionship towards the Classic Medic, simply because they seemed in almost similar standings. Who else could he talk about immortality with-- or rather, who else would understand?
Cheese? Can i have some cheese? Just plain cheese
"Oh yes! I'd razher make you a proper meal, but who vould I be to deny a simple request? Help yourself to zhe cheese, child!"

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I told you I would send the pictures I took last night but most of them came out blurry :( this is all I have.
I hope I’m not annoying you
The chef laughed a bit, shaking his head.
"Of course zhe only one with a decent turnout vas zhe one where I vasn't even looking at zhe camera! Thank you, dear friend, for getting it developed! I'll definitely put zhis on zhe fridge!"
He takes the photo and sticks it to his fridge using his favorite (really, only) shark magnet. His kitchen was still littered in decorations, though boxes around showed he was still in the process of packing it all up.
peepee boy peepee boy
@medic-on-red
"Hm. You are just as immature as zhat chocolate-vorshipping Fairy. You two are perfect for each other."
Have you hydrated today?
"Hydrated, sure, drank vater... Not exactly. You see, I drink a lot of cranberry juice, so I am always well hydrated! But I appreciate the check in. As zhe BLU's Nutritionist, I can respect zhe care you have put in."