Moss

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60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Grace and Rocky find a submarine floating in space...

Me: A SUBMARINE? tell me more

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Simon iron lung is there

taumoeba (obviously)

instructions on how to use taumoeba (obviously)

50+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace fucking up a bunch of stuff in the ship

so much info about Eridian language

1700+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace and Rocky fucking up a bunch of shit in the ship

Cannot emphasize how much info on the eridian sentence structure there is here

a weirdass knit sweater pattern that takes people weeks to realize is for Rocky

literally hundreds of pages of Grace just describing Eridian linguistic history which like honestly isn't even his field why should we even listen to this guy- (hes the only one to ever fucking met an intelligent alien Dave. we'll take him at his word)

Why the Goldilocks Zone is for Idiots Part 2: Biological Diversity all across the Petrova Line (subtitled "We haven't found them yet BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT FUDHING EXIST-")

what are essentially just those reaction videos "Alien watches Legally Blonde for the first time" "Alien gives thoughts on movie Cats (2019)" "You'll never believe what this Alien thinks of the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox"

Grace's modified cardigan charts because someone was asking for them on his Ravelry and he never actually got around to posting them

(people have already fully recreated this cardigan just months after his launch. but they appreciate it)

very respective, kind eulogies for everyone who died in this mission (Grace AND Rocky's crew)

a lace shawl pattern inspired by the petrova line with a beaded fringe. knitters everywhere weep in despair because those instructions are gOD AWFUL, the man had 0 (zero) test knitters AND THERES NO PICTURES FUCK

Rocky make Grace cringe compilation statement

Simon "yawning"* like a snake

Staring at Grace for no reason while he yaps to the camera (Very creepy)

him in dark corners, one eye faintly glowing (Rocky encouraged him to do it)

video on the blood ocean (made by Grace) {"THERE'S A MOON WITH HUMAN BLOOD???" WE KNOW DAVE WE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT TOO}

(if Simon still had the Blackbox) various images from the blood ocean.

I want to contribute something to this fandom

pov youre ryland grace: mysterious blood covered hunk grips you with such strength and you haven't felt the touch of another human in literal decades, now have a normal reaction to it challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

Big fan of these two being so in love and insane about each other (they've never met)...

some guys in between commission work and irl work work

a couple notes:

i think the face mutation for simon is "retractable" i.e. he can bring it out/fade it away mostly on command

however i haven't decided if it comes with some sort of bonus mutated treelike/fishy replacement for the missing arm (which would also be "retractable" for lack of a better term... maybe it hurts to use and that's why he wouldn't have it out all the time?)

honestly i think my ideal form for grace's fox cardigan would be a repeating pattern of foxes on a cream bg that the cardigan shape just masks off like the patterns in chowder

some guys in between commission work and irl work work

a couple notes:

i think the face mutation for simon is "retractable" i.e. he can bring it out/fade it away mostly on command

however i haven't decided if it comes with some sort of bonus mutated treelike/fishy replacement for the missing arm (which would also be "retractable" for lack of a better term... maybe it hurts to use and that's why he wouldn't have it out all the time?)

honestly i think my ideal form for grace's fox cardigan would be a repeating pattern of foxes on a cream bg that the cardigan shape just masks off like the patterns in chowder

My son.

My baby.

My child.

My angry ball of cuteness.

He gives me baby fever and I NEVER want kids.

But is totally the one he keeps from leaving his shop after their team left in a hurry ahead of them. His tail blocking the entrance as he leans into their face with that coy expression he always has, his glowing eyes piercing yours as you stare up at the big shopkeeper with that cute little shy expression you always have for him.

He does this ever so often. Keeps you here to get a taste of heaven in hell. Picking up your smaller frame with his two arms as his third tucks under your bottom, holding you close to his chest as he lets out quiet a series of clicks, dolphin like as he leans in and steals a kiss from your lips.

It’s a distraction for you too. His big hands on your body and his salty sent distract you from the horrible situation you’ve been thrown into. Dying over and over again hoping to reach that stupid crystal. You find more motivation trying to make it to Sebastian though. It fuels your endeavors and makes the pain of dying less brutal. After all, you get too see his beautiful face when you die. Giving you information to keep you from dying again, even though you both know you will, and the next expendable will have to wait uncharacteristically long in the void to see his office.

Because he’s got you spread over his desk kissing you silly just to see your cute little reactions.