Reblog while it’s still true

Hello lovlies! I’ve been wanting to do another giveaway for a long time, and the New Year and reaching a pretty cool number of followers seems like as good of an excuse as any! So this giveaway is going to be pretty big, and I’m doing two of them, so here are the things you need to know:

Giveaway One: Tumblr (image 1)

Things you’ll get: 4 hand pressed collage buttons, a screen printed gemstone pin, a screen printed moth pin, a screen printed sage hair barrette, two screen printed moth patches, as well as a small original screen print of your choice (when you win, I’ll send you a picture of your options and you can pick!) 

How to enter: reblog this post! You can reblog as many times as you want, each reblog counts. You must be following me (velorums), this is a giveaway for my awesome Tumblr followers! 

BONUS: I will be picking one additional person from this post’s reblogs AND LIKES to choose one item from my shop (under $20)! Any item at all! And likes count for this, but once again, more reblogs = more entries. 

Giveaway Two: Web Shop (image 2)

Things you’ll get: 2 hand pressed collage buttons, a screen printed moth patch, a screen printed severed arm patch, a bird skull hair barrette, a screen printed felt tooth pin, a small original screen print of your choice (will send options to the winners), and my “Make Shit and Stay In Love” banner (which is very precious to me, but I want it to make someone else as happy every day as it has made me!)

How to enter: I will be picking the winner for this giveaway from the past orders from my webshop. Each order has a number, and I’ll stick those into a random number generator and pick a winner. Every order counts as an entry, so if you’ve ordered from me more than once, you have better chances (there are some of you, and you’re awesome!!!) Any order between now and when this giveaway ends will count as an entry. And until this giveaway is over, I will still be sending two free buttons with every purchase, no matter how small. For this giveaway, you don’t necessarily need to be following me on here.

General INFO: Yes, I will ship internationally / Must be following me for Tumblr giveaway / Likes count for the one free-choice from my shop, but not for the big giveaway / I will be using a random number generator to choose a winner / This giveaway ends February 15, 2016 when I get back from my vacation / Please no giveaway blogs (if a giveaway blog gets picked, I will pick a new winner, sorry!) / Please don’t delete this text, or your entry won’t count. 

1 drink if:

- three males and one female 

- someone says something along the lines of “I’m too good for this ingredient" 

- someone garnishes with citrus

- someone fries an ingredient for a garnish 

- multiple chefs make the same type of dish

- only one person knows how to correctly prepare the ingredient

- someone forgets a basket ingredient until the last minute

- someone leaves off a basket ingredient

- an italian pronounces everything in a thick accent

- salad in the appetizer round

- ice cream in the dessert round

- someone panics over their baked dessert not cooking

- someone attempts to make a risotto

- someone talks about chopping something up and then cuts themself

- a competitor “has overcome a lot of obstacles and is not going to let this one take them down”

- “get it on the plate”

- sriracha

- “I’m looking down at my dish and I’m feeling good”

- a judge asks someone if they tasted their dish and they didn’t

2 drinks if:

- alex and scott are sitting next to each other

- a dessert isnt sweet enough for amanda

3 drinks if:

- scott conant’s chest hair is showing

- ted allen says “be well”

- someone describes food as “sexy” (+1 if it’s scott conant)

finish your drink if:

Caitlyn Jenner is absolute trash.

Not because she is trans, no, not for that.

She is trash because she hit and killed someone while texting and driving and got away with it.

Not only did she commit vehicular manslaughter but she was also awarded the Woman of the Year award for doing nothing.

Compared to the other women, the actual heroines, on the list she didn’t do shit (besides kill someone).

She even beat out Malala Yousafzai.

The girl that took a bullet for a woman’s right to an education.