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โย Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. โ
โย Well, maybe I can help. โ
โย I think Iโm just gonna head home. โ
โย Are you all right? You didnโt sleep at all last night. โ
โย I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. โ
โย Itโs fine.ย Youโre not even that blurry. โ
โย You gotta take it easy, man.ย I mean, youโre not sleeping.ย Your eyeโs twitching. โ
โย Fine, but you need to get some rest. โ
โย This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. โ
โย Thank you so much for getting me home safely. โ
โย Try not to fall apart. โ
โย Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. โ
โย You never cared about me. โ
โย Whatโs going on? โ
โย I can explain everything. โ
โย Just give me one second, okay? โ
โย How do we get out of this? โ
โย But youโre forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? โ
โย So sorry for eternally dooming you. โ
โย My brain is melting. โ
โย Okay, but, um what the hell is this? โ
โย Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. โ
โย Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. โ
โย Rule three everyone leave me alone. โ
โย That does not make it easier. โ
โย I canโt help you. โ
โย You are a good person, NAME. โ
โย Sorry, itโs been a weird day. โ
โย You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up โ
โย You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste badย โ
โย Iโm gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. โ
โย Dip your paws in my chili. โ
โย The world is empty. โ
โย There is no point to anything, ย and youโre just gonna die. So do whatever. โ
โย And now Iโm gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. โ
โย Who cares? Good-bye. โ
โย Feeling all right? โ
โย Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? โ
โย Itโs all chili under the bridge. โ
โย Thatโs insane, but itโs also, like the 11th most insane thing to happen today, so who cares? โ