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These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.
βΒ Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. β
βΒ Well, maybe I can help. β
βΒ I think Iβm just gonna head home. β
βΒ Are you all right? You didnβt sleep at all last night. β
βΒ I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. β
βΒ Itβs fine.Β Youβre not even that blurry. β
βΒ You gotta take it easy, man.Β I mean, youβre not sleeping.Β Your eyeβs twitching. β
βΒ Fine, but you need to get some rest. β
βΒ This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. β
βΒ Thank you so much for getting me home safely. β
βΒ Try not to fall apart. β
βΒ Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. β
βΒ You never cared about me. β
βΒ Whatβs going on? β
βΒ I can explain everything. β
βΒ Just give me one second, okay? β
βΒ How do we get out of this? β
βΒ But youβre forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? β
βΒ So sorry for eternally dooming you. β
βΒ My brain is melting. β
βΒ Okay, but, um what the hell is this? β
βΒ Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. β
βΒ Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. β
βΒ Rule three everyone leave me alone. β
βΒ That does not make it easier. β
βΒ I canβt help you. β
βΒ You are a good person, NAME. β
βΒ Sorry, itβs been a weird day. β
βΒ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up β
βΒ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste badΒ β
βΒ Iβm gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. β
βΒ Dip your paws in my chili. β
βΒ The world is empty. β
βΒ There is no point to anything, Β and youβre just gonna die. So do whatever. β
βΒ And now Iβm gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. β
βΒ Who cares? Good-bye. β
βΒ Feeling all right? β
βΒ Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? β
βΒ Itβs all chili under the bridge. β
βΒ Thatβs insane, but itβs also, like the 11th most insane thing to happen today, so who cares? β
