Owl enthusiast and Aficimonado.

Me describing my attachment to Shulk: he’s got catastrophic levels of Autistic White Boy energy going on. he’s an extremely skilled mechanical engineer at 18 years old. he’s liable to snap in half if he gets any aggro in battles. he’s been on life support for 14 years and has no idea. he talks like a goddamn villain from time to time. he’s running around for 10.5 hours of jrpg plot in a turtleneck sweater and cargo shorts. he hates vegetables. he gets bodied every other cutscene and it’s never enough to make him reconsider blindly flinging himself at people the second he gets pissed off. he has a massive laser sword that doubles as his cursed amulet. he’s Monad From Gnosticism’s favorite little skrunkly creature. his voice acting is the most scrumptious performance I think I’ve ever heard. he’s haunted me for almost 10 years. he recreates the universe via Big Bang 2.0. he’s terrified of caterpillars. every day I wake up

Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

Happy father’s day to the Krestel single dad of 6 Who is doing a wonderful job