So here is the second worse Napoleon Bonaparte themed erotica I have ever seen. All I know is that it’s a caricature of Napoleon painted by an anonymous artist around 1800. I call it “here he comes (wit his dick out)”. I apologize, but I must subject you all to it.
Take a gander at this hot mess. Join me on this journey of dissecting this monstrosity
She has a face full of ass, but couldn’t care less and almost her entire arm (up to the shoulder!) disappearing up the other lady’s vag
this poor lady doesn’t like that fact that her face is mere inches from Napoleon’s dirty foot and honestly who can blame her
between a rock and a hard place
she doesn’t give a fuck AT ALL about her situation. she’s more preoccupied with her nails apparently. also where is that rope going
RIP her back
And here he is, the man himself, Napoleon Bonaparte. He’s got his dick AND ass out, but he doesn’t care. See that look in his eyes? He’s a man on a mission.
“Eat your heart out, Wellington.”
I arrive at Waterloo Hat: On Horse: Made of naked women Dick: Out I am forcibly removed from Mainland Europe.
(here’s a link to the first worst Napoleon-themed erotica. It’s…pretty bad, yup)
