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Happy birthday, Xie Lian!

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ARTFIGHT GRAPHICS!! 1/2

for team tragedy...

...and for team comedy!!

Think about it. He Xuan is rarely seen, but we know that he has to have some form of contact with Hua Cheng. I think it'd be funny as fuck if this contact is through Yin Yu, who pops by every couple of weeks for a report.

At first, that's all it is. For the first year or so, they have a very small, very formal relationship.

Then Yin Yu accidentally comes around when He Xuan is out. Obviously, he still needs the report, so he starts looking around and is appalled by everything. The random papers scattered everywhere, dirty plates left on the floor, RAW MEAT half eaten and then left to rot.

There seems to be no room that can be classed as He Xuan's private chambers - the closest is what Yin Yu labels He Xuan's 'rage room', filled with statues and paintings of Shi Wudu, but all trashed and ripped apart with what looked like claws, perhaps an axe, and very determined fangs.

Of course, by the time He Xuan is back, everything is in order and suddenly tidy, and he's getting cooked food shoved into his hands by a scolding Yin Yu, who is very used to dealing with Hua Cheng when he gets like this. However, He Xuan seems to be that but times ten, because Hua Cheng can be scolded into taking care of himself through “do you think your beloved god will want to see you if you're like this??”, but He Xuan only seems to care about his pets.

So, Yin Yu strong arms He Xuan into allowing himself to be taken care of and YES, he may be a bit protective of the ghost king that becomes a stroppy child the moment he's told to do something as heinous as take a bath.

At first, He Xuan is baring his teeth and threatening the other man's life, but he can't hurt Yin Yu (Hua Cheng would beat him dead). By the end of it, he just gets exasperated and reluctant and maybe a bit pleased at the care.

Hua Cheng finds amusement in this, because he enjoys reminding Yin Yu about He Xuan's capabilities to try and remind Yin Yu that he should probably not treat He Xuan like a child, just to receive a “you try to get that man into bed on time and tell me to treat him like a fully grown man”. Nobody can treat He Xuan the way Yin Yu does. Yin Yu is the kind of person to subtly threaten Shi Qingxuan like a mother would. "You hurt my baby boy and you'll know about it"

Quan Yizhen definitely can move his ears. Both of them, individually. He moves them when paying attention to the sounds around him.

He has so much hair and so fluffy and unruly that, as a kid, not everyone realized that he could do this, but Yin Yu who had helped him with washing, combing and braiding it, of course knew it since forever. Then when he grew up and was a bit better at keeping his mane tidy, with the sides braided, his ears were visible and people noticed.

Jian Shi makes even more fun of him for being totally like a dog. Yin Yu thinks it's cute. Jian Shi gets jealous.

Xie Lian definitely can but was told not to do it until he stopped. He does it again by reflex because Hua Cheng also can move his cute, pointy ears, and Xie Lian didn't even realize he did it again. Hua Cheng almost dispersed on the spot. They wiggle their ears together when they are alone.

After numerous pleas from the four juniors (Lan Shizui was pale with guilt), he reluctantly decided to go to Gusu Lan so he could bathe, change his clothes and stay there for the night.

After obtaining Lan Qiren's permission ["Master Wei is absolutely right, Grandmaster Lan has a weakness for Sandu" Ouyang Zizhen muttered to the group], he decided to go after his next objective: new clothes.

Never before had Lan Jingyi been so quick to offer his own clean robes to Jiang-zhongzhu, but since the brat had grown enough in a period of 2 years to match his height, Jiang Cheng decided to accept them with a murmur of thanks.

Lan Jingyi had to sleep with one eye open in case Jin Ling decided to kill him, but he didn't regret anything.

Jiang Cheng returned to the juniors an hour later, showered and satisfied, wearing a lan robe that was far too light for his liking, his hair half-tied up to dry (Lan Jingyi's ears and Lan Shizui's neck turned a deep red). It only took a puppy face from a-Ling for Jiang Cheng to decide to prepare dinner for the four young men.

A domestic scene was seen in one of the lan kitchens: Lan Shizui and Ouyang Zhizen were cutting the vegetables while Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling followed any order that Jiang Cheng commanded.

All that calm came to an end when he heard the shrill laughter of a fox in the hallways, the distinctive "hmph" and a voice so soft it could be mistaken for the whistling of the wind. Jiang Cheng closed his eyes, counted to ten and mentally prepared himself for whatever might happen.

"Mother?"

He definitely wasn't prepared for Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen to call him "mom" at the same time.

From that day on, whenever he became moody, Wei Wuxian would put an arm around his shoulders, play with the purple ribbon in his hair and publicly justify it by saying that his shidi's maternal instinct was out of control.

After numerous pleas from the four juniors (Lan Shizui was pale with guilt), he reluctantly decided to go to Gusu Lan so he could bathe, change his clothes and stay there for the night.

After obtaining Lan Qiren's permission ["Master Wei is absolutely right, Grandmaster Lan has a weakness for Sandu" Ouyang Zizhen muttered to the group], he decided to go after his next objective: new clothes.

Never before had Lan Jingyi been so quick to offer his own clean robes to Jiang-zhongzhu, but since the brat had grown enough in a period of 2 years to match his height, Jiang Cheng decided to accept them with a murmur of thanks.

Lan Jingyi had to sleep with one eye open in case Jin Ling decided to kill him, but he didn't regret anything.

Jiang Cheng returned to the juniors an hour later, showered and satisfied, wearing a lan robe that was far too light for his liking, his hair half-tied up to dry (Lan Jingyi's ears and Lan Shizui's neck turned a deep red). It only took a puppy face from a-Ling for Jiang Cheng to decide to prepare dinner for the four young men.

A domestic scene was seen in one of the lan kitchens: Lan Shizui and Ouyang Zhizen were cutting the vegetables while Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling followed any order that Jiang Cheng commanded.

All that calm came to an end when he heard the shrill laughter of a fox in the hallways, the distinctive "hmph" and a voice so soft it could be mistaken for the whistling of the wind. Jiang Cheng closed his eyes, counted to ten and mentally prepared himself for whatever might happen.

"Mother?"

He definitely wasn't prepared for Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen to call him "mom" at the same time.

From that day on, whenever he became moody, Wei Wuxian would put an arm around his shoulders, play with the purple ribbon in his hair and publicly justify it by saying that his shidi's maternal instinct was out of control.

Its prompt time!!

Here are the prompts for XueYu Week 2026! There are some extra prompts should you not vibe with any of the prompts on a day!

I hope you're all as excited as I am! Time to start yoyr plotting and scheming !