ok

your honor i was just being a little silly

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

Hotboxing but instead of weed it's evil energy

this is how they got that son of a gun loose

every day god puts me in a new universe to see if i notice.

i do notice btw. i just never say anything because im shy

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

my job on the leftist commune is to mass produce those gangsta spongebob shirts.

@pastabot

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

"claims to be pro life / dies anyway" is truly the gift that keeps on giving. we can get endless mileage out of it. thank you to whoever concocted this perfect little phrase and thank you especially to antonin scalia for setting the ball rolling here

its literally so funny that he was just like Im a creep im a Weirdo. NO metaphors no eloquence i am telling u exactly like it is girl i am  a bit strange