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That awkward moment when I feel like I can’t post personal stuff because people that I knoW IN REAL LIFE FOLLOW ME AND THEY CANT KNOW MY SECRETS BUT STRANGERS CAN

i chuckled

it’s embarrassing how quick the dog on the right just got lapped 

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

The world is pretty awful when you look at it in the context of humans, but look at all these species who aren’t fucking up today.

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

too many people

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free