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@chatswithsiblings
So we taught our parents what "yeet" means a few months back, and now they just use in casual conversation. I.e. Me: So then I threw the apple- Mom: you yeeted the apple. . Dad: and then I just yeeted that board . And basically I'm telling you this because I think it's fucking hilarious
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Me: *gushing about how much I love WTNV and Cecilos*
Sibling: yes. Yes. I know. You are quite welcome.
Me: *spams sister with a bunch of depressing songs*
Me: sorry Im sad today
Sister: why?
Me: idk. I miss my gf.
Sister: Stop listening to sad music then.
Me: eh. No
Le Dog: *farts and then runs away*
Me: Oh god. Oohhh goddddd.
Sister: What? What? Did he just fart and run? You see how terrible it is? DO YOU SEE HOW TERRIBLE IT IS?
Me: *cackling* He crop-dusted.
Her: Wha?
Me: *thinking I'm hilarious* He fucking crop-dusted.
Her: *undefinable questioning noises and squeaks*
Sister: *telling me the story of how she asked a girl out*
Me: *is cackling*
Sister: *tells friend*
Friend: *basically cries*
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So this happened
Me: Mum! I brought you a present! It's a Crysthumum!
Mom: *sighs*
Sis: *Makes me drop the flower by grabbing my arms* Mum I brought you a present! It's a Peasent!
Me: Rude
Mom: *laughs*
Whenever Leaving Each Other At Any Moment
Sister: Alright, I'm leaving now.
Me: *Flips her off with one hand*
Her: *Flips me off back*
Me: *Flips her off with both hands*
Her: *Flips me off back while waving her hands up in down*
Me: *Waves flipping off hands around like crazy*
Her: *Continues to flip me off while backing out the door*
Marks and Rec: Misc #414
(Well, ghost, we’re lost.) (Dialogue from Ghost Adventures.)
So we were listening to the Blue Neighborhood album on the way home from the mall yesterday, and these conversations happened.
Her: Soooooo. Is there any Specific British girl you think about while singing these songs?
Me: FUCk you!
*Talk Me Down comes on*
Her: You know, As an asexual panromantic, I can relate to this song.
Me: As a Bisexual I can relate to this song, wtf you talking about?
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Well. All I can say is she succeeded.
Me: There I'm not a dweeb
Her: You're a dweeb, a weeb
Me: *pretends to smoke*
Her: A weed
Me: Rude, I'm allowed to make those jokes, not you.
Her: Since FUcking when??
Me: *puts charger behind sisters ear* I'mma plug you in!
Her: It's the matrix!
Me: I imagine all the plugs and stuff would be behind our ears. Or in our armpits.
Her: *Rolls eyes*
Me: Weird conversations with Kourt!
Her: Post it.
Her: I like the sunsalutaion
Me: That's nice dear
Her: Hey Kourt?
Me: *flips her off*
Her: *flips me off*
Me: I'd like to draw your attention the light.
Her: *looks up* huh.
Me: *gets flyswatter* Sir. How dare you come into my house?? GET WRECKED! *Fails at swatting the moth*
Sister: *snorts* fail.
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The Tyler Oakley Show
When you're the younger sibling and feel the need to tell your older siblings to go to bed because they need to work in the morning.
