what the fresh fish
ok so my sister and I were playing on our couch and I was like ‘this is my pirate ship and you aren’t allowed on!’ keep in mind shes three years old, and she looked at me with the most dead-pan-eyes I've ever seen. Our parents were hanging out outside and she screamed at the top of her lungs, TECHNOLOGY IS EVOLVING AND RAMMED HER HEAD AND FACE INTO THE SIDE OF MY ARM AND WALKED BACKWARDS WITH THE SNOTTIEST NOSE IVE EVER SEEN.















