Chatoyant

little miss automatically goes silent when something hurts her feelings

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

do not underestimate my ability to overthink & make myself physically ill

this is the equivalent of making a movie about a succubus and calling it SUCC

It’s actually slightly worse than that, because “chupa” isn’t just the verb “suck” – that would be “chupar”. “Chupa” is a verb inflection that reads one of two ways: when paired with a subject, it’s indicative (i.e., it describes an action being performed by its subject; hence, “chupacabra” = “goat-sucker”), but without an explicit subject, it becomes imperative. This film’s title is commanding you to suck.

i was thinking and then i started crying

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy

I was 77, this year I'm 83.

Was 70, now 80

....91 both years. wtf

66 the first year, 82 the second year.