say no to arson

violet invented a built-in typewriter for taxi where instead of typing on the keys you rotate the wheel to different positions and back to type out a letter. it’s a birthday gift to lemony.

If writers drove as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

It varies with the song in question. Normally, Kit and Lemony are the main perpetrators, but Jacques is incapable of restraining himself from singing “Under Pressure” if someone starts vocalizing the instrumentals, and it’s a long-held belief of mine that none of the Snickets can resist joining in any song from Legally Blonde. 

If I was the baudelaire parents I would simply not die in a house fire

Rip to them but I’m different

-Quigley Quagmire

#lemony: if i were pushed into the bombinating beast's mouth i just wouldn't die (via)

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“We Snickets take care of our own.”

Then why did they all die

admittedly they’re not great at this

I really consider the commented version of the movie to be canon. I really believe that in-universe they made a movie, and kidnapped Lemony to provide commentary, and Olaf kidnapped Jim Carrey, and all that stuff. Sue me