warm welcome to this digital hell

Fred = Slytherin

Sometimes he’d invite normal people on the show with hidden talents, like this man can always tell the difference between a boiled egg and a raw egg, or this lady can tie a shoelace with one hand I know you can’t see it, but by merlin is it impressive. 

It’s always a good episode when George comes on the show, they’d discuss random shit and somehow turn it into comedy like do dragons have feelings? and whens the last time you think you jumped in the air? and they’d giggle at their own jokes. 

Then Lee announces that Harry Potter is going to be on the show and give an exclusive interview and listeners are excited because Harry is known for his privacy and never gives interviews and when he finally comes on the show the station has it’s highest ratings in history, and then it is revealed that Harry came on the show to interview Lee.