Captain

i am not just bisexual. i am tragically bisexual. in the way that the hero of a shakespearean tragedy is bisexual. you know. yearningly. emotionally. unsuccessfully.

This frogs been croaking for hours… no ones coming to fuck you beloved

friendly reminder that [AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

not even reeses and all of his pieces could stop me

not even j.d. power and all of his associates

might let loose and accomplish a task this week

wish I could be in my own anime beach special where I’m hanging out with all my friends in the sun and our titties are bouncing uncontrollably

oh to be stolen away in the dead of night by a mysterious ancient entity

the beatles be hitting different during covid like YES mister ringo starr i WOULD like to live in a yellow submarine at the bottom of the sea of green with all my friends aboard right now jesus christ