caulm your fukin tits bobob

I NEED SOMETHING TO HAPPEN IVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE BORED OR MISERABLE PLEASE CAN SOMETHING HAPPEN

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

they don't tell you this but you can actually watch a movie

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

just insanely stunted in every possible way and nobody even forgives me for it. even though i literally have a decent taste in music and am nice

oh I get it they're called spiders because they spid things.

guy whos incompatible with life itself

somewhere there is a college dropout transsexual woman who is living paycheck to paycheck, constantly on the edge of homelessness. she’s a line cook. she’s up till at least 2 every night and sometimes she’s reading obscure theory and sometimes she’s watching weird fetishy futa porn. and she’s the human being on this earth most fit to lead global governments.

tshirt that says NO ONE KNOWS I EXPERIENCE DESIRE

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things