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I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

A woman at the shelter came up to my desk to complain about another resident because she saw her *gasp* kissing another woman and she thought they should be kicked out “for flaunting their alternative lifestyle” around her and the other residents, so after her rant this bitch actually looked me dead in the fucking eye and said, “I’m telling you this because you’re like me, you don’t go for queers shoving their lifestyle in your face 24/7, you’re a good girl, I appreciate that” so I waited until she was done complimenting me before I calmly dropped some news on her: 

me: i’m gonna watch this show normally, casually, and