just found the WORST ai slop article imaginable just scroll down until you see it

an archived link, for your continued amusement

No gods, no kings, only Dolly Parton and Dippin' Dots

Fuck everything else, I want someone from 2019 to explain to me how THESE are related

spike trap ⬇️

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i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game

There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

adhd really is the superhero condition bc i literally can’t stop myself from quipping constantly like a fucking comic book character. im not even funny i just have a direct brain-to-mouth pipeline that never fucking turns off