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@chaplain-leandros
i found my boyfriend and he is okay. i talk that way because i am excited and full of whimsical joy and love. both he and i wish that someday you rise above the black tide of hatred that seems to drown you.
-damian and killian
I cannot recall who this is but you will be killed for criticising me.
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CHAP-LANE LEEANDROS... MORE LIK CHAP-LANE GIT. CUZ YOOS A GIT. OK BYE.
Exterminatus on your location IMMEDIATELY.
the codex cant stop me because i cant ffucking read.
-damian from DA IRON WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!
have u seen my boyfriend i cant fin d him
It seems like you can't write either? I was under the impression Iron Warriors were on the more intelligent end but it appears I was too charitable. I hope your boyfriend has been dismembered for fornicating with traitors.
Battling the heretic Word Bearers and one of them explained their villainous plans to me. (as I gloat I suspect) I replied 'Okay, well that's stupid. Do you know that's stupid? Do you think this will work even without interference, idiot?' and he started crying.
Hello Chaplain,
I am going over the budget requests and spending documents for the new year.
Last year you seemed to spend:
Food: 2,000 throne
Data: 1,500 throne
Rent: 8,000 throne
Candles: 30,600 throne
Utility: 1,500 throne
Now I am not one to judge or presume how a Chaplain conducts his buisness, but may I gently suggest spending less on candles?
- @tired-administratum-clerk
Clerk, I respect you a great deal considering our standings but I will frankly say, absolutely not. Perhaps someone living in darkened office squalor such as yourself wouldn't realise the necessity of candles. I need all of those, maybe more. I use them for many things such as,
-Lighting the Sanctum
-Lighting my Office
-Altar for the machine spirit of my personal device of which I post from
-Extra candles for service
-Giving cool ones to Astartes and serfs I like (this is allowed don't tell me what to do)
-and, of course, my penitent [REDACTED]
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Draw a picture! :D
Cat.
Please stop sexually harassing the Astartes. They don't know what you're doing and very few of them have the intelligence (emotional or otherwise) to reciprocate.
With the Terran New Year, it is time for conscription! Please choose one of the following positions, however, if we cannot fill the allotted minimum quota for some, there will be consequences for dodging the tithe.
Pick Your Duty
Ultramarine Aspirant (min. 7%)
Serf
Administratum Clerk
Forced Factory Worker (min. 10%)
Psyker Fed To Emperor Of Mankind (min. 2%)
Sororitas
Servitor Who Is A Door (min. 1%)
Pet Of A Necron Dynasty (MAX. LESS THAN 1%)
Imperial Guard (min. 30%)
Corpse Starch
Corpse Starch Cook
These are abysmal numbers. Nobody wants to work and die for the Emperor. Which is heresy, I will add.
Sanguinala festivities went poorly, everyone on the Resilient is getting punished in one way or another. Watch out. 🫵
I can throw whatever I want at the Astartes and they can't do anything about it as I am the Chaplain. lol!
Sanguinala festivities went poorly, everyone on the Resilient is getting punished in one way or another. Watch out. 🫵
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Merry Sanguinala to those who celebrate. Traitors DNI
Merry Sanguinala to those aboard the Resilient.
out of curiosity, how many 40k or heresy books have you read? (audiobooks and short stores count)
0
1-3
4-7
8-11
12-15
15-19
20+
An Astartes will complain about a headache and claim to me that 'my gene enhancements have removed the need for frequent fluid intake' It absolutely did not.
Every Terran year I must explain to the newest neophytes that the only Sanguinala tradition they will likely ever participate in again is a service, if that. They hate it every time and it displeases me as well.
Happy Sanguinala to whomever gifted me the delightful cocoa treats. Everybody else get back to work.
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Apologies for the absence. Your Lord Chaplain has been suffering greatly and weeping into his cats fur. Please accept this reason, for the Chapter did not.
I am having serious problems making my brother's behave around the Mechanicus. Admittedly I don't care for them, but they are invaluable to the Imperium. Yet battle brothers and neophytes alike keep throwing things at them, mocking them, disturbing them, they're being quite nasty. Yesterday I saw a neophyte (a neophyte!) pick up a working tech priest, place him in an elevator and send it to a lower decks, quote, 'because I could.'
