Hey y'all — I'm Astralis (she/her) and welcome to my blog!!
A bit about me — I'm a current university student and a forever fanfic author, and this blog functions as the director's cut of my AO3, an infinite cesspool for my random thoughts, and first and foremost, a place to connect people with shared interests.
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"That is the fairest of all the dwellings of my people. There are no trees like the trees of that land. For in the autumn their leaves fall not, but turn to gold. Not till the spring and the new green opens do they fall, and then the boughs are laden with yellow flowers; and the floor of the wood is golden, and golden is the roof, and its pillars are of silver, for the bark of the trees is smooth and grey." - Legolas, Lord of the Rings
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"What?" the man continues. "Never heard one of your test subjects talk before, doctor?"
And, well, it's not quite that, exactly, because of course this isn't the first time one of his test subjects has spoken to him while on the gurney… it's just that typically, they're wide-eyed and frantic, wasting every ounce of their remaining strength to pointlessly plead for him and his segments to spare their lives.
And yet, this man is different.
He lies strapped to an operating table beneath the cold, clinical gaze and scalpel of the infamously insane second Harbinger, slowly dying of a stab wound, and yet he remains impossibly calm, the ghost of a smile on his lips and his voice smooth as velvet.
How peculiar.
"It's a shame we have to kill this one," 35 remarks. "I find that I quite like him."
Alternatively: A report spanning 380 years, beginning in a laboratory where people go to die. Here is the story of a so-called doctor and the man who is his longest-running experiment.
When I tell y'all that writing this fic had me in corners of the internet I never thought I'd end up in, oh my god. There is literally no reason that I, a student of the humanities, should have been reading research papers about how to perform autopsies and liver transplants, and yet here we are. I am nothing if not committed to the bit
A lot of the scenes in this fic are based on scenes (or reports, really) loosely described in the "Anomalous Tree Marrow I" drop you get from fighting the newest Dottore boss— it starts with reports from the Acute Toxicity Test, which is where Dottore and Pantalone first met, and then proceeds to give what is functionally a timeline of their entire relationship in the form of medical reports, up until the point where Dottore deletes all his segments in his bargain with Nahida. Honestly, I would highly recommend checking out the whole thing either in-game or on the Genshin Wiki, because it is nothing short of fascinating. (Plus there are a lot of other scenes/reports in there that I didn't include in the fic)
The opening scene of this fic is also heavily based on Dottore's statement to Pantalone in the 6.6 Archon Quest of "since the day I met you, you've always exceeded at talking your way out of a quandary," bc I'm kind of obsessed with the implications of it— this man canonically smooth-talked his way out of being poisoned and used as a test subject and ended up as Dottore's longest-running experiment, instead 💀 I literally can't with them
Anyways, I'll shut up now before this gets too long but I am always happy to let y'all pick my brain for any questions about this fic (or any others!)— my ask box, comments, messages, etc. are always open <3
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“I would be kind for you. I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you.
I would brew the very elixir of immortality, neglecting the decay of my own flesh just to ensure yours remains untouched by time.
I would rush to your side at a mere whisper, eager to mend whatever fragile piece of you has broken.
I would tear out your failing lungs and replace it with a new ones, simply so you could ruin them all over again with those expensive cigarettes you love so much.
I would hold you so tightly until you felt at peace if the gods refuse to grant you.
If I succeed in creating a new world, i’ll also consider to create one or even more just so you can be worshipped.
I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it is truly necessary. But when I think of the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent.
It makes me feel quiet. And gentle. And calm.
When I look at you, I know I am not a mad scientist. I am merely a man stripped of his monstrosity, willingly undone by the simple gravity of your existence.” ✅
Rules: Make a poll with seven of your all time favorite characters from seven different fandoms, and then tag seven people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.
Got tagged by @lizwuzthere
Soooo im gonna try and restrict myself to fandoms that have actively given me brainrot
Favorite creachur
Tsukino Usagi (Sailor Moon)
Red Son (Lego monkie Kid)
Sabrina Grimm (Sisters grimm)
Hanasaki Momoko (Wedding Peach)
Roronoa Zoro (One Peice)
Honda Tohru (Fruits Basket)
Raphael (Ninja Turtles but specifically 2003)
Voting ended onMay 19
The funniest thing is that these are all either Lead Girls or Edgy Boys I have two types for favorite character it seems
Hoping its cool to tag yall and that ya have fun with this one!
@srn019 @dahlia-the-nurd @oro-junestar @xlysxxinplusxx @mothstache @callmekorora @cloudluigi-gustcommsopen
Wahhh choosing favorite characters is always so hard :')))
I'ma try my best!!
I don't like choosing favorites
Marcille (Dungeon Meshi)
Siffrin (ISAT)
Yoshiki (TSHD)
Riyo (Gachiakuta)
Wirt (OTGW)
Espresso Cookie (CRK)
Phosphophyllite (LoTL/HNK)
Voting ended onMay 27
AUGHHHHH choosing characters pains me I love them all... If you couldn't tell I like characters with PERSONALITY. I like characters with LORE. I like characters with DEEP CHARACTER ARCS. I like characters with BAGGAGE. I WANT THEM TO HURT ME LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN HURT BEFORE. Or they can just be a silly little guy. I'm not picky.
NO PRESSURE TAAAGGSS: @why-wont-you-eat-tuna @ivy-p0is0n4ya @the-follow-up-strike idk wait hold up @wizmads perchance? @d00dler0tz maybe? @fellow-fanatic and @sketchingcarrotsiscool because I'm running out of people... NO PRESSURE THO again only if y'all want to join
Woah, first time doing stuff like this.. I'll add pictures too bc I feel like that's helpful. I think I'm gonna pull from my discord pfp history :P
Who Do You Think Has The Coolest Gender
Ghost (Hollow Knight)
Eva (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Zanka (Gachiakuta)
CrackHead (Containment Zone Management)
So-i (Illip Arts High)
Cass (Branching Out)
Iola (Homesick)
Voting ended onMay 27
Maybe don't pick the only character you know? ^^" Bc then just the most popular will win, and that's boring. Look at all of them and pick who you like the most!!
Characters, in order:
Androgyny is a spectrum.
"No pressure tags" sound like pressure, so let me rephrase that. Dear @sketchingcarrotsiscool @ink-poison-blood @lliearnia @meepymeh @illbealivenextyear @detectivebiggs98 @duckydee-0 , see if this type of thing is to your liking, and if it is, feel free to join in! :D
Thank you sm for the tag @cubyk107 💕 choosing between cas and aragorn was a wrench ngl… funnily enough I dreamed last night that I was chatting to Liv Tyler about the Jamie Dornan recasting (unless I dreamed that too???)
…anyway
Mi Blorbos
Nie Huaisang (The Untamed)
River Song (Doctor Who)
Castiel (Supernatural)
Mel Medarda (Arcane)
Lestat de Lioncourt (IWTV AMC)
Catra (She-Ra)
Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours
Was hard to pick and I’m sure I’ve missed someone crucial to my psyche but oh well. I shall tag: @rosewinterborn , @sirbathory , @eyalsfantasy , @lunaticcat28 , @hopingforbrain , @shanesluttyclothes and @pathsofpassion (no pressure) ❤️
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