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Little note: Although I do think Tripitaka doesn't cook his own food (relying on alms, and cooking from his disciples) I do think he's used to doing heavy chores due to his status as an orphan growing up. Being a kid, deliberately not sent there by families to go home to, therefore grew up being ordered around by his peers, or older monks. I imagine him being more resourceful and hardworking to "earn his keep" or place and that stuck to him on the journey. The heart has passion, and passionate it is on all things. :DD

I also think Bajie isn't held down by such values, He's just too lazy to do it himself and uses "its a girls thing" as an excuse 😭

Older colder lazy doodles :D ↓

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

Poor Bard, lol 😂

I did this back in June for my kófi subscribers, now I'm posting it here too ❤️

i'm an Aphrodite devotee, of course i jiggle my thighs and giggle

i'm an Aphrodite devotee, of course i pose to show off my rolls

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