jus drein jus daun

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

sometimes I legit cry about arugula

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

The amount of fucking charts I've seen where a patient went to a chiropractor and now needs a surgery is fucking insane. All I do is medical charts, day in and day out doing medical code. I've gone over hundreds of patients whole year of appointments. Unless the chiropractor is also a physical therapist, that patient is going to get worse and need surgery with very few exceptions. It doesn't matter when they mention seeing a chiropractor, by the end of the year they need surgery for issues that started after *shock and awe* a chiropractor appointment! I've seen patients needing multiple surgeries to be functional after chiropractors. I've seen patients lose their ability to walk because of chiropractors. And all the way up till they need surgery, through the issues piling up and needing more pain meds, the patients insist it's helping because the want so badly for it to be helping. I wish it did

i need a deep tissue massage and like 5 orgasms

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

transactional thinking is the death of eroticism

taking what you want is already giving more than giving what you think is desired. two people could have entirely unenjoyable sex because they both think they're doing what the other person wants, hoping they'll get back what they want in exchange. on the other hand two people could act entirely selfishly and both get exactly what they want when there's compatibility between desires. good sex is found in the overlap of desire not in a turn-based game of what-do-you-want. stop giving head because you want to be given head or vice versa. what are you, a heterosexual?

"drug tests are good and keep people from coming to work impaired" is right up there with "cops catch bad guys"

literally knew people who's bosses would leverage threats of drug tests to get them to do very dangerous work without proper safety gear, knowing that they'd fail any drug tests because they give them shift schedules that would be unsustainable without stimulants

Somewhat related: Did you know that fentanyl can’t be absorbed through your skin like the old wive’s tale of it being absorbed through a cop’s leather glove? What most likely happened is some dumb cop took drugs he took off a dealer and snorted turbo heroin that hadn’t been diluted to a safe dosage yet, and instantly overdosed like that scene in Pulp Fiction. A year or two ago the local county Medical Director got in a public pissing match with a Chief of Police for pointing that out when another dumb cop passed out during a drug bust.