serebii.net is wild. it’s a relic. this dude has been running a pokemon news website continuously for damn near 20 years. who is he. how does he do it. what is his secret. how did he get so powerful. he terrifies me

reblogging this again because i found out today he started serebii when he was 13. imagine making a website dedicated to a game at 13 years old and it exploding enough to become the entire fandom’s main source of information

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

what happens when we get the next animal crossing update and brewster is added and you have to take down your little outdoor cafe? what are you gonna do then? you gonna cry about it?

i COULD have raymond in boxes, but you need to pay me first to find out.

This is how I want to go