The Goofiest Little Man

Scott: lonely

Pyro: desolation

Drift: buried

Shelby: vast (sky)

Maddy: desolation/hunt

Martyn/bubbles: flesh

Zam: vast (space)

Boa: dark

Sniff: corruption

Cpk: dark/stranger

Graecie: web

and so then I have absolutely no idea what’s going on in our drills unless it’s one we’ve done before

and I get SO anxious and SO confused

aaand today I even cried!

and my coach gave me a pep talk and a hug and told me to wash my face and shake it off. splashing your face with cold water actually is helpful.

and then I did some good serves and our team won the first game (though we lost the second two)

but the moral of the story is wow, gymnasiums are kind of a sensory nightmare, whose idea was that

Propaganda

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives):

#Jarchivist the guy whose days got worse and worse until he caused the apocalypse AND THE DAYS KEPT GETTING WORSE #Is the wettest cat

Sorry buddy, the guy whos been kidnapped so many times and forcefully lotioned is the bigger wet cat. Not to mention he ACTUALLY died

John is THE wet cat!

Jedidah Martin (Camp Here & There):

I FUCKIGN REFUSE TO LET JEDDIE LOSE THAT MAN IS THEWET CAT. HAVE YOU HEARD HIM. TAKE ONE FUCKING LOOK AT THAT MAN. ITS OBVIOUS.

GGO MY JEDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go to YouTube and listen to the compilation of every time he says Sydney. that's all the proof you need. he sounds MISERABLE, sad, scared, cold, wet, and like people are always laughing at him. he's awkward. he's avoidant. he's the king of yearning, pining and in the most doomed yaoi relationship of them all. he never shared his feelings but cries frequently. Italians hate him. lesbians love him. British people laugh at him. he has glasses. he loves Star wars. he only listens to game osts. he only wears dumb little khakis and dress shoes…

bonus jedidiah propaganda: the first time he got drunk at a party he asked the dj to play something off the skyrim ost

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