I thinks

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

Of course they're dogs. They're werewolves.

to me, fantasy high will always be the best d20 show because of how it's designed. at its core, it's just six friends in a friend group. there's no other relationships, there's no age differences or power dynamics, it's just a six kids who are trying their best to save the world. the bad kids are the characters that reflect the intrepid heroes the most, and it allows them to just be friends, and it creates an energy that really sets fh apart from any of the other series. it's so fun, it's perfectly chaotic, and there aren't any walls with their characters to prevent them from having the best time they can, and it shows. Brennan as a DM works so well with this group and that shows (not that Brennan doesn't with the others, but there's a comfortable energy with specifically the bad kids and within the fantasy high world) AND! there are no limitations in the setting. fh is literally a direct representation of d&d, a game they've fallen in love with over years and years. I literally love fantasy high so much its not funny, and no other d&d show will ever top it for me

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

i think there is a phenomenon where sometimes a trans person will go “hmm. i am treated as a man when it is convenient for others, and a woman when it is convenient for others, and often as a freakish third thing excluded from the advantages of both. surely, because of the gender binary, the Other Type of trans person experiences the opposite: they reap the benefits of maleness and femaleness at once.” like babes no they can do it twice

This applies to a bunch of other subgroups of the queer community too. Asexuals are made to feel like freaks for not being sexual enough by the same society that makes everyone else feel like freaks for being too sexual. Lesbians feel pressured to be bi even while bi women feel like they'd be more accepted if they were lesbian. Butches, femmes, and wlw who are neither are all made to feel like they're doing it wrong. PLUS unique facets of shittiness for every shade of non binary PLUS different attitudes towards mlm and wlw PLUS divisions within mlm spaces etc etc etc. And these frictions and differing needs and experiences are absolutely worth discussing, but every time we decide the problem is just that Those Other Queers have it easy we are making the actual problem worse.