So people do that thing where they say “(foo) is my next band name”. Also, Homestuck trolls have six letters for their first and last names. Sooo…Why not do a thing where, if you notice some words have six letters, you say “(bar) is my new fantroll”.
DANISH PRINCE is my new fantroll.
LINEAR MATRIX is my new fantroll.
DEVOUR BRAINZ is my new fantroll.
VELOCI RAPTOR is my new fantroll.
BIONIC VAGINA is my new fantroll.
SLINUS SEGALL is my new fantroll.
ANDREW HUSSIE is m— wait.
SLEEPYÂ KITTEN is my new fantroll.
BITTER FANBOY is my new fantroll.
RONALD REAGAN is my new fantroll.
This one wins, everyone else go home.
MARGARET THATCHER is a valid adult troll name.
















