intermission

turns out my wife has been jamming to kpop demon hunters with my daughter. traitors.

hey i’m an oscar nominee 🥲

imagine if i get nominated for an oscar. kind of embarrassing honestly

i bit the inside of my cheek and now my day is ruined

i’ve not been myself since i turned 30. i feel OLD

do you think my 9 month old daughter knows the weight of me being 30

however i did get to spend it having a picnic with my family at an ecological park in mexico 🥲 maybe i’m ok

sorry i disappeared i was having a meltdown over turning 🤢30🤢

do you think there are people in this country who unironically go to white castle and order a chicken ring combo? show yourselves cowards

any food that has “surprise” in the title should not be trusted

i’m here, i was attempting to hibernate like a hedgehog but i fell at the first hurdle (i got too hungry after five minutes)

i’ve lost the roku remote so having to use my phone to control the tv and honestly it’s the worst first world problem ever

just trying to do normal tasks while my neurons are going: VOULEZ 👏 VOUS 👏 AH-HA