bonjour y'all

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

everybody in management in this place is lucky i sealed my spiritual energy and took a vow of pacifism btw

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother