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and so it ends. as i somehow knew it must… in darkness.

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“  you can’t keep doing this.  ” “  i think i love you  …  ” “  you make me feel special.  ” “  are you upset with me?  ” “  you need to heal first.  ” “  let me see the wound.  ” “  is your brain even on?  ” “  don’t give up on me.  ” “  you are perfect to me.  ” “  i can’t take this anymore.  ” “  you are my favorite person.  ” “  you had me at  ‘  hello.  ’   ” “  i wanted to see you.  ” “  don’t give me that look.  ” “  you’re a work of art.  ” “  i’m not scared of you.  ” “  i have  …  so many questions.  ”  “  do you think i’m stupid?  ” “  just tell me what happened.  ” “  i just want to help.  ” “  we need to be careful.  ” “  what did you just say?  ” “  i miss talking to you.  ”

“  crying is very punk,  trust me,  i do it all the time   &   i am a punk.  ” “  do i like him or is he just tall?  ” “  not to be dramatic but if i don’t get my life together i will die.  ” “  am i dramatic?  yes.  is it justified?  also yes.  ” “  everything that you feel is just a chemical reaction inside your head.  wow.  ” “  there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me.  it’s called the throne.  ” “  let’s get high!!   …   grades.  ” “  i think my gps secretly gets mad at me when i deliberately disobey its directions.  ” “  it’s a bird!  it’s a plane!  it’s   …   me, trying to outrun my feelings.  there i go.  ” “  i am here to say that i am a bisexual who loves mangoes.  ” “  why has no one fallen in love with me yet?  i’m so bored.  ” “  honestly,  i don’t even play an active role in my life.  shit just happens   &   i’m like  ‘  oh,  is this what we’re doing now?  okay.  ’  ” “  life hack  :  you don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon.  ” “  what the fuck do mirrors do when nobody is around?  ” “  it may look like i’m having deep thoughts,  but really,  i’m just thinking about what to eat next.  ” “  do i deserve back pain at this age?  ” “  i’m a simple person;  anything happens,  i cry.  ” “  i’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything.  ” “  yes,  the rumors are true.  i’m a lovey-dovey dumbass.  ” “  i try not to sound like an asshole,  but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.  ” “  someone has to date me eventually,  right?  ” “  what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of?  ” “  your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart.  ” “  there’s no way that  EVERYBODY  was kung-fu fighting.  ” “  saying my name is so intimate,  why would you do that to me?  ” “  don’t ask me about my sexuality.  you’re not gonna get a straight answer.  ” “  i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining.  ” “  the first step to any murder is to have fun   &   be yourself.  ” “  i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.  ” “  i may seem like an angry person on the surface,  but deep down inside, i am actually angrier.  ” “  i push everyone away,  but in a way,  i am doing them a favor.  ” “  what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur?  ” “  i’m not even a hot mess.  i’m more like a lukewarm mess.  ” “  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.  ” “  can someone please explain to me how i’m supposed to sleep for eight hours straight when i’m not even straight?  ” “  you’re not allowed to be busy,  you’re my only friend.  ” “  becoming older than ten years old was the biggest mistake of my life.  ” “  is it cold in here,  or is that just my heart?  ” “  if i sigh loudly enough,  will all my problems go away?  ” “  hey,  sorry i’m late.  i didn’t want to come.  ”

…what they think the meaning of life is.

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‘Excuse me, sir/ma’am? You dropped your purse/wallet back there, here you go.’ ‘Good morning, please would you sign my petition about — ?’  ‘Pardon me, but have you seen this cat/dog? They got out yesterday and I’ve been looking everywhere!’ ‘Hello! Have you a moment to talk about —-?’  ‘Excuse me? Do you have the time, please?’  ‘Hello, do you — do you know the way to — ?’  ‘I– I’m so sorry to intrude, but I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation about —’ ‘Yiiiikes, if that’s happening, you definitely need to make an appointment with the doctor!’  ‘Do you mind? Can you not talk about…such things… in public?’ ‘Um, I’m so sorry about your breakup. I couldn’t help but overhear….’  ‘Hey, I don’t know you but I couldn’t just stay silent. Are you okay? Do you need anything?’ ‘Christ, they were being such a dick to you, bud. It’s uncalled for. Do you want me to hang around with you in case they come back?’ ‘Oi, you! D’you have a light?’ ‘Hey, are you —-’s relative? You look so much like them it’s unreal!’  ‘Please can I have your autograph?…Oh, wait, sorry! You must hear this all of the time, but you look just like —-.’ ‘SANDRA, I LOVE YOU! …Oh, hell. You’re not Sandra. Heh. Awkward.’ ‘Please can you get your feet off of that seat? There’s no other seats available on this train/bus.’  ‘Hey — Sorry, please can I sit next to you? Everywhere else is full.’  ‘Do your headphones work? I’m just asking because I think the entire train/bus/plane can hear your choice in ‘music’, mate…’ ‘Stop kicking my seat, for goodness sake!’ ‘Shsh! I’m trying to enjoy the movie/play/opera, and I can’t if you keep talking!’ ‘Oh, cheers, bud. Thanks for the spoiler! Looks like I can’t even go to my bloody convenience store without somebody talking about the latest episode of —-.’ ‘…Real classy to talk to people in public bathrooms, dude.’ ‘Do you mind if we share this taxi? I’m going to the same place that you are.’ ‘Please can you act like we know each other? That guy won’t leave me alone.’ ‘Woooah, how much have you had to drink? Let me call you a taxi.’  ‘Hey, this’ll sound weird, but do you need a lift? You haven’t even got a coat and it looks like this weather is about to get a whole load worse.’ ‘Please can you walk with me for a while? I think that someone is following me.’ ‘STOP THIEF! HELP! That guy just stole my purse/wallet!’ ‘Hey, hey, let’s sit you down for a minute, okay? You look like you’re going to pass right out.’ ‘Yikes, I just saw you trip over that thing. Are you okay?’ ‘FREE HUGS! Would you like a free hug, sir/ma’am?’  ‘Here, let me pay for the rest of it. We’re all going through hard times, it’s okay.’ ‘Heeeey, sorry, this is going to sound really weird…please could you pretend to be my boss? My mum is coming to meet me and I…may have kinda said I was out with work.’ ‘Please pretend to be my date. My ex has just walked in and I want to look a lot less pathetic and single.’ ‘Hey, do you mind coming to sit with me? My date just stood me up and this whole restaurant is looking like they pity me.’

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