No Way Niagara!

I reblog every time for the cartoon lmao

funniest shit i’ve learned in latin american history class so far is that the reason why virtually all of europe had refused to support christopher columbus’s expedition wasn’t cuz they thot the earth was flat and he’d fall off of the planet. they didn’t support him because everyone knew that the earth was round and very big, and christopher columbus didn’t think it was that big, and he kept planning for a shorter trip than necessary, and everyone called him a fucking idiot, and when the king and queen of spain offered to fund his trip and he requested a fleet of several hundred ships, they gave him 3, because he’d probably have died of dehydration if he hadn’t come across cuba and the dominican republic by sheer luck asking around for the fucking great khan of china. his crew was literally planning on killing him. he was that fucking stupid

Dissociation is the worst defense mechanism; your brain is like “existing here in the real world is gettin kinda difficult so how about you chill out here in the void instead.. oh is this an inopportune time? Are you in the middle of a conversation? Taking a test? Yeah? Ok great welcome to the v o i d”

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

Oh my god

Finally, the gays have polluted the water supply

They’re turning the frogs gay

Reblog if you support gay water.

corb