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Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare? All your sins punished? I can offer you….an escape.

Joe: *in the next room on her old phone*

5. The leg lift while he's speaking to Duncan, Ubisoft made a decision to show it rather than have him sit like a normal person.

4. The upskirt shots of it when Edward is swimming to the surface.

3. The photo they use in the diving tutorials. I know the photo I took is blurry but honestly what the fuck Ubisoft. I thank them for thicc boy rights though.

2. When he's bent over with water dripping off him.

1. This one is from my header, the one where some fucker animated water dripping down his asscrack. Again, both what the fuck, Ubisoft, but thank you.

honorable mention, when the camera glues itself to Edward's ass rather than the chunk of wood impaled in his arm in the opening cutscene. It's a tad too dark to truly take a worthy screenshot :(

Everything you have ever felt, everything you’ve buried… Forget the bottle. Let your chaos explode.