Chad Golden Retrievers

Yo you think some lawyer by the name of prudence makes a jurisprudence pun in the court room every now and then

If I ever have to do math again I’m going to hang myself on a hypothenoose

If it’s my comfort zone then why am I uncomfortable here too

Christ evades twink death thanks to one easy life hack: resurrection

Do you think in zootopia there’s a performer called elkton John

You may think you’re put together but you’ll never be as put together as a person that eats pizza with a fork and knife

The existence of captain crunch implies a cereal military hierarchy and industrial complex and that means a private crunch and lieutenant crunch exist in the same cinematic universe

Non manic women seldom make history

Love’s dead, sure, but that’s no crying matter for a necromancer

Do y’all think kangaroos can be used as a makeshift defibrillator to restart a dead heart

Deviled egg and devils food cake implies the existence of food theology and food Catholicism

“Boys will be boys “ but you’re not a boy you’re a man

Beastmode is just misogynistic straight podcast men’s fursona

Gonna start making chick fill a dupes at home called dick fill ya