rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

Toronto is never gonna hear the end of it about what they did to Mitch Marner now that he has proven that the problem was in fact them and not him and I think that exactly what Toronto Maple Leafs deserve as an organization

Mitch Marner, ‘known’ reason the leafs apparently can’t make a deep playoffs run, scoring a hatty this game while the leafs didn’t even make it to the playoffs………. Hilarious things happening lmfaoooo