SHIT MY COWORKERS SAY: THE MEME
"I think my life is falling apart... Two people unfriended me on Facebook."
"There's no such thing as too big... When it comes to pizza."
"I just assumed that cum stain on your shirt was recent."
"Just so you know, I would never invade your personal space without sniffing you."
"Oh, you don't like beef? My mis-steak."
"I don't think he'd mind; I heard he likes tossing salads."
"I don't wanna say this in front of you; it's gonna be weird! ...I'm gonna say it anyway."
"Look, I just wanna remind you of your options so you don't have to go to hell. ...I'm kidding, we're already there."
"Stop cutting things like that; you're gonna cut your dick off."
“Don’t be silly; chocolate doesn’t feel anything.”
“And because I’m such a good husband, I spent the rest of the day going ‘yo ma, what that booty do?’”
