Cervical Distress

[ID: a drawing of a small round creature from a Bosch painting, next to the original painting. he has a carplike head with fish whiskers and long antennae, a smooth and speckled green body, and two small toadlike forelegs. he has fairy wings and a tail of several thin beaded tendrils. in the modern drawing, he is wearing a collar that reads ‘good boy’. end ID]

FUCK emotionally stability!!!!! we having mental breakdowns every day in 2019

Some would say an everyday breakdown is a form of consistency, which is to say, stability

good news guys i’m emotionally stable

INFLICT YOURSELF UPON THE WORLD UNTIL IT LOVES YOU BACK

ScreaMING

I wonder how it feels to be the voice of the people

Remember folks! With Halloween coming up, food dyed black with charcoal can neutralise your medication rendering them inactive and useless! This includes contraceptive pills if you take them within 2 hours (before or after) consuming the charcoal!

Black food dye exists! And it's usually cheaper than activated charcoal. Please, if you want to make spooky black food, use food and body safe food dye!

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

throwback to the time I worked in retail and got fired because I had the audacity to get robbed and during my disciplinary hearing they kept referring to my assailant as “the customer” and I finally snapped and asked what, the pray tell fuck, he purchased

Hahaha lynch corporates

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end