The Official Fart Bag of the USA

what are the signs of luigi

What are you supposed to do? Like in general?

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

oh my god.

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

what these are all true

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

Aw fuck damn my heart

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

this post ruined me

Math is like an onion, the more you get into it, the more you cry

Those are tears of happiness

You fucking nerd