MY Centricide Slop Zone

I don't know if this has already been proposed by one of my brother-in-arms, but i figured it's worth a shot. Let me be frank. Right now, neither of our blorbos are winning and that is saddening, BUT this can be fixed. I suggest that since both of our fandoms are being put against sexymen with giant fandoms, we team up. We, the Cinderella Boy fandom will vote for Commie if you agree to vote for Deacon Hollow. I hope that you agree to this alliance. For further incentive, gaze upon our baby boy nerd Deacon

Anyway Commie-specific propaganda!! He is one of the four extremist characters, and is obviously the Communist. He basically has unrequited feelings for the Anarcho-Communist character (typically referred to as Ancom or Ansyn) who is also non-binsry and uses neopronouns. What's sexier than having a crush on a non-binary person??? They even have a whole song together called Leftist Unity (which is so shit thar it goes back to being great) where he learns that he is in the wrong in their toxic as fuck relationship!!!!! And also they make out sloppy style in the director's cut no i am not making this up!!!!!!! Commie also has a (horribly done) Russian accent and even sings in random Russian words (raps the word "yes" and randomly shouts "son of a bitch"). He's so fucking cool guys!!!!! Fuckkkk what else uhhhhhh hes funny! Guys hes funny!! Also its vaguely implied that he has a son with the blue man (who we shall not name (it's a show about political ideologies, you can probably guess what his name is))!!! Also at one point the Capitalist character (Ancap) is pretending to be gay to get queer people to give him money, and Commie yells at him for it!!! What a king am I right guys!!!!!

Holy fuck i cab link Leftist Unity on here!! Here you go!!!!

To end my beautifully written and well thought-out essay, vote Commie for Sexyman 2026!!!

(This message was brought to you by an asexual person who doesn't even find Commie attractive)