Hello please do not take most of these seriously this is me being as “worst case scenario” as possible. Aka SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE JOKE JOKE JOKE
-westover hall no longer is in the middle of the woods. It’s in NYC proper. Annabeth and Thorn do not go off a cliff while fighting, instead annabeth is knocked unconscious and dragged off #feminismorsomething,,,
-Huntresses do not show up and rescue Percy & co. Artemis pulls up solo. She gives a five minute speech on how she sometimes allows men into her Hunt because she is a Girlboss
-no Thalia driving the sun chariot. Apollo is also not called hot by Thalia.
-the hunt is at camp when they arrive. Zoë is instead wildly bitter at Bianca bc Artemis is clearly replacing her. Thalia and Zoë do not even look at each other
-somehow no one is upset annabeth is missing. Someone (chiron) also tells Percy point blank that annabeth is holding the sky. No dream sequence with annabeth being tricked
-IF there is a dream sequence, Annabeth is instead tricked by Alison instead of Luke
-no Bessie rescue scene. Percy has no emotional connection to the animal through the rest of the season. In fact, we do not even see Bessie until like episode 6.
-Percy and Thalia still fight, however she doesn’t hit him with lightning and he doesn’t lift the creek to throw at her. The fight is deeply anticlimactic. The fans say this is good. For some reason.
-since clarisse cut off the oracle’s head in S2, no oracle interrupting capture the flag.
-Alternatively, Zoë carries the smoking head down from the basement and the prophecy is given to Thalia instead
-the stolls still don’t exist. Phoebe is excluded from the quest some other way.
-Dionysus corners Percy before leaving camp hb, not while Percy is in nyc. He says some witty one liner and Percy leaves
-no nemean lion. there’s no budget for a Smithsonian fight scene.
-no Boar or Pan scene. the budget cannot afford a Boar. Thalia is also not afraid of heights.
-Aphrodite tells Percy about zoë/hercules. She describes it as breakup that Zoë initiated because she is a loveless prude who should fucking die for rejecting a Nice Guy like Hercules.
-It is not mentioned that Riptide was Zoë’s sword and initially a gift to Hercules before he stole from her home and (likely) sexually assaulted her. Hercules is not once painted as a bad guy.
-Percy goes “wow that guy seems cool. I wanna be just like him”
-no Talos. Bianca is anticlimactically crushed by a trash pile in some freak accident. Percy picks up the mythomagic figure from her limp hand sticking out of the pile
-Hoover Dam scene lasts less than 10 minutes. The episode is titled after said scene still. Fans say this is a good thing. For some reason.
-Percy doesn’t wrestle Nereus. He walks up, goes “you’re the old god of the sea. You smell like rotten fish and memories. Tell me information” and Nereus does
-Bessie the Ophiotaurus shows up for the first time in the show
-Mr and Mrs Chase are somehow the only unchanged characterizations
-the entire monster budget went to Ladon. We still only see ladon for -7 seconds.
-Luke v Percy (again) instead of Luke v Thalia. Thalia takes the sky from Artemis. Luke tempts Percy with power bc Thalia would never blah blah blah
-Zoë dies but it’s like somehow not even emotionally painful because she’s had negative development the entire season.
-Thalia still joins the hunt.
-Bessie is slaughtered by Zeus, further painting him as a tyrant and then is subsequently outvoted 1 to 11 on if they should kill Percy
-athena gives Percy her blessing to be friends with annabeth as he approaches her for a dance. That fuckass Ed Sheeran song plays. (🎶I found a loveeeee for meeeeee darling just dive right in follow my le^a->ddddddd🎶)
-flash to camp. Chiron is telling Nico that Bianca is dead. Nico screams and runs into the woods. Last we see is a flash of light as the labyrinth opens for him. (Percy ends up carrying the mythomagic figure around until s4)
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